圣诞节英文谜语与答案.pdf

圣诞节英文谜语与答案1 / 4 1. The time when everyone gets Santamental. Christmas: 2. The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesnt believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. 3. Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for P &G? Its true. Comet cleans sinks! 4. How would you fire Santa? Give him the sack. 5. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missle toe! 6. If Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate Claus. 7. What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved? Toys will be toys. 8. What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole? Take me to your heater. 9. What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet! 10. What do elves put on their candy canes? Their tongues. 11. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime? Sandy claws. 圣诞节英文谜语与答案2 / 4 12. What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree? I really go fire you! 13. What did one angel say to the other angel? Halo there! 14. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? Okay everyone, sack time! 15. What do penguins ride? Ice-Cycles. 16. What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing,you just run away! 17. What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney? Pour Santa flush on him. 18. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues. 19. What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month? The letter D. 20. What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water? It gets wet. 21. What is claustrophobia? Fear of Santa. 22. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish. 23. Where do you go to get holly for Christmas? The Holly-land. 24. Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree? 圣诞节英文谜语与答案3 / 4 After your Christmas one and your Christmas two. 25. Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side. 26. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. 27. Why is it so cold on Christmas? Because its in Decembrrrrrrrrrr! 28. Why is the month of December so popular? It has a lot of dates. 29. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws. 30. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Kringle. 31. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day! 32. What do you call a snowman on roller blades? Snow mobile. 33. What do you call the bells on Santas sleigh? Kringle bells. 34. Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. 35. What goes Ho-Thud,Ho-Thud,Ho-Thud? Santa Claus jumping rope. 36. What is a skunks favorite holiday song? Jingle Smells. 圣诞节英文谜语与答案4 / 4 37. What is Frostys favorite breakfast cereal? Snow Flakes. 38. A man works only once a year. Who is he? Santa Claus 39. What man cannot live in a house? Snowman 40. What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross mouse cards. 党答案。