【摩登家庭】第一季01台词.docx

《摩登家庭》第一季[第一集字幕]100:00:01,110 00:00:02,960Kids, breakfast!200:00:03,310 00:00:05,210Kids?300:00:05,211 00:00:06,481Phil, would you get them?400:00:06,482 00:00:07,920Yeah, just a sec.500:00:12,340 00:00:16,810That is so,Kids, get down here!600:00:17,080 00:00:20,960Why are you guys yelling at us,when we're way upstairs, just text me.700:00:21,310 00:00:24,500Alright, That's not gonna happen,and, wow, you're not wearing that outfit.800:00:24,800 00:00:27,410What's Wrong with it?- Honey, do you have anything to say to you're daughter...900:00:27,411 00:00:28,350... about her skirt?1000:00:29,230 00:00:31,500Sorry?Oh yeah, that looks really cute sweetheart!1100:00:31,790 00:00:35,000Thanks!- No, it's way to short, people know you're a girl...1200:00:35,160 00:00:36,580... you don't need to prove it to them.1300:00:36,581 00:00:38,830Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.1400:00:38,831 00:00:39,830I got it.1500:00:39,970 00:00:42,420Where's the babyoil?- It's on our bedside tip...1600:00:43,690 00:00:44,690...I Don't know, find it.1700:00:47,070 00:00:47,870Come on!1800:00:48,020 00:00:52,440I... was out of control growing up,there, you know, i said it.1900:00:52,780 00:00:57,770I, just don't want my kids to makethe same bad mistakes i made.2000:00:58,440 00:01:03,460If hayley never would exhibit on a beach in florida,half naked... I've done my job.2100:01:03,820 00:01:05,640OUR job.- Right...2200:01:06,550 00:01:08,500I've done our job.2300:01:19,590 00:01:20,480That was a penalty!2400:01:20,480 00:01:23,130Gloria, there Owen's six,let's take it down a notch.2500:01:23,980 00:01:25,880We're, verry different.2600:01:26,300 00:01:30,610He's from the city.He has big business.2700:01:30,800 00:01:35,430I'm come from a small village,very poor, but very very beautiful.2800:01:35,480 00:01:39,520It's the number one village in north-columbia,before al the...2900:01:39,520 00:01:40,920... what's the word?- Murders.《摩登家庭》第一季[第一集字幕]3000:01:41,470 00:01:43,190Yes, the murders.3100:01:43,890 00:01:45,680Manny, stop him!3200:01:52,200 00:01:53,300Dammit, manny!3300:01:53,690 00:01:56,080Come on, coach!You've gotta take that kid out!3400:01:56,500 00:01:57,740You wanna take him out?3500:01:57,930 00:01:59,260How about I take you out!?3600:01:59,690 00:02:00,630Honey, honey...3700:02:00,630 00:02:05,360Why don't you worry about you're son!He'd spend the first half with his hands in his pants!3800:02:08,810 00:02:10,610I wanted to tell her that for the last six weeks...3900:02:12,960 00:02:15,890I'm Josh, Brian's dad.- Hi, I'm Gloria Pritchett...4000:02:15,890 00:02:18,470... Manny's mother.Oh, this must be you're dad.4100:02:18,590 00:02:20,580Her dad?Uh, no, no, that's funny.4200:02:20,940 00:02:23,750Actually no, I'm her husband!Don't be fooled by the...4300:02:24,820 00:02:25,820Give me a second here.4400:02:32,950 00:02:35,800She's adorable!- Oh, thank you!4500:02:36,300 00:02:38,640Hey precious...- Hello.4600:02:40,350 00:02:45,140We've just adopted her from vietnamand we're bringing her home for the first time.4700:02:45,520 00:02:48,030She's an angel.You and you're wive must be thrilled!4800:02:48,150 00:02:51,400Sorry, sorry, sorry,daddy needed snacks.4900:02:55,370 00:02:58,160So, what are we talking about?5000:02:59,010 00:03:02,960We have been together for...five years now?5100:03:03,410 00:03:06,350And we've decided we reallywanted to have a baby...5200:03:06,350 00:03:10,150... so, we initially asked one of ourlesbian friends to be a surrogate5300:03:10,150 00:03:13,750Then we figured, they already mean enough,can you imagine one of them pregnant?5400:03:13,750 00:03:14,750No, thank you.5500:03:16,320 00:03:20,320You saw that right?Everybody fonding up to lillian, then you walk on...5600:03:20,000 00:03:21,000... and suddenly it's all5700:03:24,910 00:03:27,800I'm gonna give a speech.- You are not giving a speech ...58《摩登家庭》第一季[第一集字幕]00:03:27,800 00:03:31,790... you gonna stuck with this people for the next five hours!- You'r right, it's okay, i'm sorry.5900:03:31,790 00:03:32,790Honey, look at that baby with those creampuffs.6000:03:33,530 00:03:39,550Okay, excuse me. But this baby would be growin upin a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us creampuffs ...6100:03:39,560 00:03:42,470... and you know what, to all of you who judge,hear this,6200:03:42,470 00:03:48,950love knows no race, creed or gender andshame on you! You small minded, ignorant fe...6300:03:48,950 00:03:50,200Mitchel?- What?6400:03:50,310 00:03:52,430She's got the creampuffs.6500:03:59,500 00:04:02,160We would like to pay for everyone's headset's.6600:04:03,750 00:04:08,750MODERN FAMILYSEASON 1 EPISODE 16700:04:15,200 00:04:18,210Buddy, why do you keep getting stuk like this?6800:04:18,210 00:04:19,800I can get out this time.6900:04:20,220 00:04:23,760I'm just gonna say it...he needs to be checked by a specialist.7000:04:24,900 00:04:27,720There! Be free,Excali。