天生一对——双胞胎相认台词.doc

天生一对Paｒt one：姐妹相认A: Ａnniｅ Ｈ: ＨallieA：I mean, thｉｎｋ aｂout iｔ. I　oｎly　ｈaｖe a ｍothｅr ａnｄ yｏu　onｌy　have a　fatheｒ. Yoｕ’ｖe never　sｅen your mom aｎd I’ve neveｒ seen my dad.　You　ｈavｅ onｅ olｄ picture of　ｙoｕr ｍom aｎｄ I havｅ one　oｌd picture oｆ mｙ　dad. But ａt leasｔ ｙoｕrs is prｏｂａbｌy a　wｈole picｔuｒe． Mine is a paｔhetic litｔle ｔhing　all crinｋleｄ ａnd rippeｄ rｉgｈt down the miｄdle and……　Ｗhat are yｏu　rｕｍｍａgｉng ｉn　yoｕr ｔrunk fｏr？H： Thiｓ. Ｉt’s ａ picture of　ｍy mom ａnｄ iｔ’s ｒipped too.A: Ｒight dｏｗn tｈe middlｅ?H: Ｒigｈt down tｈe mｉddｌe.（拿照片)A： This is　so……freaky．　Ok. On the cｏｕnｔ oｆ three,　we’ll ｓhow them to each ｏtｈer, okay？Ｈ: Oｋaｙ．A: OnｅH: TwoTｏgeｔheｒ: ThrｅｅH: That’s　my dad.A： Tｈａt’ｓ my　moｍ. Thａｔ’s　ｔhe　lunｃh bell.H：　I’m nｏt sｏ hungｒy anyｍore. Sｏ iｆ if your　moｍ ｉｓ　mｙ ｍom and ｍy dad is　yoｕr dａd anｄ we’re　boｔh ｂorｎ on Octｏber 11　then ｙou and I arｅ likｅ ｌike sisteｒs.Ａ: Siｓtｅrs? Ｈaｌlｉe， wｅ’re ｌｉke　twins.H: Ｉ ｊust don’t ｋnｏw wｈat to say.A: Ｗhaｔ’s ｔhat　you’rｅ hoｌｄing?H:　My ｌocket． I got ｉt whｅｎ Ｉ　was boｒｎ.　It ｈas　aｎ “H” ｏｎ ｉt.A: I goｔ ｍine　when Ｉ wａs ｂoｒｎ,　too excｅpｔ　ｍine haｓ an　“A” on　ｉt.H: Ooｈ, ｎow I’ve ｇot　ｇｏosｅ bｕmps. Mｙ God, so I’m　noｔ ａｎ only　cｈild. I’ｍ　a tｗｉｎ． I’m a twin tｈere’s twｏ　of me． I　mｅan, two of us. Thｉs ｉｓ likｅ……A: Minｄ bogglinｇ．H: Ｔｏtaｌｌy.A： Ｃompｌetｅly．H： Oｈ my Goｄ．Ａ:　Oh ｍy Goｄ.Part　two: 吵架A：Annie M:bad womanM:　Ｂeinｇ ｉn lｏve ｉs　a fanｔaｓｔic mｙｓtery　tｈat ｔakes ａ ｍａn aｎd a　wｏman.A：　I ｄon’t mean ｔo　be jｅｒｋy whｅｎ you’ｒe　to　be　all ｍuｓｈｙ and　evｅｒytｈｉｎｇ ｂut I kｎoｗ whａt mysteｒy my　ｄad ｓeｅｓ in you．M： Yｏu do?A: You’re　ｙoｕｎg and beaｕｔiful ａｎｄ seｘy. And，　hey. The　guy’s only humaｎ. But， if you aｓk ｍe， ｍarriage　is sｕｐpｏsed to be basｅd　oｎ sometｈinｇ morｅ thaｎ　ｊust ｓeｘ, righｔ?M: (有个语调词) Your fatｈer　undeｒestimates　you.A： But you wｏn’ｔ，　wｉｌl yｏu， Ｍerｅdith?Ｍ: Being yoｕｎg and bｅａutiful ｉs noｔ　a ｃrime, you kｎｏw. Ａnd fｏｒ ｙoｕｒ 41１, I　ａdｏｒe ｙｏur fａther. Hｅ’s exactlｙ the kｉｎd　ｏｆ ｍan I　always planned　oｎ marryiｎg. This　ｉｓ the　reａｌ dｅａl， honeｙ, and ｎｏｔｈｉng you　do　ｉs goiｎg to come ｂeｔｗｅen us. Hａｔe　ｔｏ ｂreak it tｏ you,　aｎgle，　but you aｒe　ｎo longeｒ　thｅ ｇｉｒl iｎ　Ｎick Parkｅr’s lｉfｅ.　Geｔ oｖｅr　it.A:　Iｆ　thiｓ　iｓ ｔhe　real ｄｅal thｅn mｙ daｄ’s money has nｏtｈinｇ tｏ do with yoｕ wanｔing to marrｙ hｉｍ, right？Ｍ：　Okay，　pussｙ.　You liｓten, ａnd you lｉsten　goｏd. Ｉ　am marｒｙｉnｇ your faｔher ｉｎ　two　weekｓ, wheｔheｒ you lｉke ｉt　or noｔ.　So I suggeｓｔ yoｕ　ｄｏ ｎot taｎｇle witｈ　me　anyｍorｅ． Yoｕ　aｒe in way ｏver yｏur hｅａｄ. Is that clear？Ａ： Cｒystal.Part ｔhｒee: 落水Ｇ: twiｎs Ｃ:　Cｈｅesy N: Nｉｃk L: LizA:　Oh！ Daｄ,　ｗａtch out!C: Oh,　careｆｕl!N: ＡAA(此处尖叫)A: 吸气Ｌ:吸气N: Hello, Liz.L: Hellｏ， Ｎｉck．Part fｏｕｒ: 虫子N:　Nick G: twinｓ M: bad womanＮ:　GiｒlsG: Ｗhaｔ?G: What?Ｎ: I’m　ｇoing　to taｋe　ｔｈｅ leａｄ． Thｅ two of ｙou helｐ Mereｄith.　All rｉght？M：　Sｕre, yｏｕ’ll ｈｅｌp me.　Ｒiｇht oveｒ ａ cliff, yoｕ’lｌ heｌｐ　mｅ.Ｇ: Ｎot ａ bad ideａ.G： Yeah. sｅe　aｎｙ　cｌiｆf？Ｍ: Aah，　ｍy ｂackpacｋ．G: Need a ｈelｐ,　Mer?M: Not　from yｏu, tｈａnk you.　Ｄon’ｔ thｉnk　I　cａｎ’t sｅｅ ｒiｇhｔ past tｈose angｅlic facｅs.　One more ｔｒicｋ ｆrom you two, and I　ｐｒoｍiｓｅ　I will　ｍａkｅ　your ｌiveｓ miserabｌｅ fｒom　tｈe day　I saｙ　I　do． Got　it？Ｇ: Got it， Cｒuella.M: what diｄ you　call me？G:　Nｏthiｎｇ， ｎothing. Not　a thing， Cruellａ. Oｈ, ｂy the ｗay, Mer,　Ｉ　think　therｅ’s ｓomeｔhiｎg on your head.M: 吸气，尖叫Pａrｔ fiｖe: Ｔ H E MＮ: Nｉｃｋ M: ｂａd　woｍａnN: What’ｓ going on？M: Here’s wｈaｔ’s　gｏing oｎ, buｄdｙ! Thｅ　dａy wｅ get　marｒｙ is ｔhe ｄay　I　sｈiｐ ｔhoｓe ｂｒatｓ　off　tｏ Swiｔｚerｌａnd.　Ｇet thｅ ｐｉctｕre?　Ｉt’ｓ me oｒ them． Take your　pick．N：　Them.Ｍ: Eｘcｕse me?N： T　Ｈ E Ｍ, ｔｈeｍ. Get ｔhe ｐiｃtuｒｅ?。