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关于高中生英语笑话精选 高中生英语演讲精选笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感WTT精心收集了关于高中生英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!关于高中生英语笑话：Early ShopperIt was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent(仁慈的) mood as he questioned the prisoner.“What are you charged with?” he asked.“Doing my christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.“Thats no offense,” replied the judge, “How early were you doing this shopping?”“Before the store opened,” countered(反击，反对) the prisoner.关于高中生英语笑话：One Side of the Case 我们只听一面之辞A judge asked our group of potential jurors(陪审员) whether anyone should be e____cused, and one man raised his hand.“I cant hear out of my left ear,” the man told the judge.“Can you hear out of your right ear?” the judge asked.The man nodded his head.“Youll be allowed to serve on the jury,” the judge declared.“We only listen to one side of the case at a time.”一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应当免权，一个人举起了手。

“我的左耳听不见那人告诉法官 “你的右边耳朵听得见吗?”法官问道，那人点了点头 “你将被允许加入陪审团，”法官宣布，“我们每次只听一面之辞关于高中生英语笑话：What my daddy doesA grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.Timmy stood up and said, “My mom is a Doctor!”Sarah stood up and said, “My father is a Professor!”Little Johnny stood up and said, “My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse(青楼) !”The teacher couldnt believe what she had just heard, so she made a point of(重视，强调)calling Little Johnnys father that evening.When she told him what Little Johnny had said, he told her, “Actually,....Im an attorney, but how Im I supposed to e____plain that to a seven year old?”关于高中生英语笑话：Both Attorneys Have Been Identified“You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.“And youre a liar!” bellowedthe opposition.Banging his gavel sharply, His Honor interrupted: “All right, now that both attorneys have been identified, lets get on with this case.”关于高中生英语笑话：Speed Limithe British RAF base where I was stationed(驻扎，配置) as part of a contingent(分遣队，偶然事件) of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through(蜿蜒穿过) the crowded residential area.After a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian(行人) accidents, the USAF mander decided to reduce the speed limit to three m.p.h.Shortly after the new limit was posted, an MP sergeant issued a speeding citation(引用，传票) to a jeep driver for going five m.p.h.I was curious to know how the MP had determinedthe jeeps speed so e____actly.“I was jogging(慢跑) to get to the P____ before it closed,” he e____plained, “and as I passed the jeep, I noticed that the speedometer(速度计) read five m.p.h.”“关于高中生英语笑话”[END]第 4 页 共 4 页。