英语话剧 《大话西游》.doc

唐—唐僧孙—孙悟空猪—猪八戒沙—沙僧白—白晶晶（白骨精）Narrator: the words tang's monk "to the scriptures，This day, four people turned black wind ridge，To smoke in a village, where it was curl. Four people in the rest exhausting, for... )唐：古道西风瘦马，小桥流水人家，悟空，I'm hungry, find some delicious.孙：The master, you are not to lose weight? That fat burning can we spent a lot!! Chiffon How can we...唐：The hedgehog, your crap，Haven't seen for division has skinny? This way, how to buddhist paradise to see for bogeymen of, how can let people by disappointment? !（走猫步绕场，停步摆造型）孙：Well, the master. I'm going to go. Full up don't blame me remind you, and read tight the hoop curse唐：You are more and more annoying, go!孙：是，师父。

八戒、沙僧，take care of　Mr. 唐I will be back soon.（孙下）唐：The hedgehog, how many birds mouth?猪：The master，He is my English level in the night, so that refuses to work!（过了一会儿）唐：咦，八戒，你看，那边不是过来了一位 beauty!(作远眺状)猪：师父，真的！好好漂亮啊！（作拭口水状）唐：（羞愧状，柔声）Sin You started（递手绢）The corners and wipe……But it's a pity that a little black skin just...（猪、沙愕然）（女子飘飘而过）沙：STOP ！（颤音） Girl: hello, how old are you, what is your name, where have you come from and where Do you have a boyfriend？What is your basket？Do you know the way many monsters？Ok, I will protect you白：The boy is too polite。

Small white woman surnamed Name jingjing（小女子姓白，名晶晶）Is the Sprite Crystal crystal （就是雪碧——晶晶亮，透心凉的那个晶晶是也 ）（三人作神往状）白：The tang dynasty to attend computer grade examination? The teacher from the east soil datang?猪：You are right! We are the buddhist monk tangKnow what to learn is miss languages?白：FORTRAN 是也！唐：（激动地双肩颤动，两眼放光）Tell you honestly，FORTRAN 的 I was my second cousin,, 若小姐可……那小僧倒可助一臂之力……(A helping hand...)孙：（绕场上）Where shadows, dare harassment.. 师父，Don't worry.我来也！（一把抓住猪，与猪相互击掌）Which way is  your hair, the name of god.( 你是哪路毛神，还不快报上名来！ )孙：SORRY。

Road accidentally lost contact lenses. Don't know who is who?唐：The monkey and useless. 沙僧，I borrowed his glasses.（沙取眼镜给孙戴上）孙：（冲上前，顿停）That was you ——MONICA！白：STIVEN！ Is it really you?（TITANIC 的音乐响起，孙白对视，作动情状）猪：Oh, my God! Lovers! 唐：（抹眼泪）) so touching!I see a JACK and started since the story, he hasn't seen so emotional scene!沙：（递毛巾给唐）The master, don't let people joke, is that many.（对观众）Last time, he not pass dahua cinema dragging us to see自己哭得啊……唉 My teacher is good sentimental……猪：师兄，这是……？孙：我和 MONICA 是大学同学……白：STIVEN 那时是班上的体育委员，我是英语课代表… （Then the class is STIVEN sports committee, I am an English lesson representative）白：Every evening he send me home孙：He every night to give me a call。

We always love evening strolling in the small forest...白：He always love give me tell a ghost story让我（害羞壮）（三人作神往状，孙白二人作回忆状）猪：我知道了，候哥那时还喜欢唱：ONLY YOU ,CAN MAKE MY SKY BRIGHT,ONLY YOU,CAN MAKE ME...孙：哼你个头啊． ． （一捶把他打个好远）沙：既然是熟人，那……啊，不对，猴哥你不是人，那白小姐她……唐：（大叫，后倒）help！monster（快护驾，妖怪啊……！）孙：（左右为难）MONICA，现如今我护送师父西天取经，念在旧情上，你不要为难我……白：汴水流，泗水流，流到瓜洲古渡头，吴山点点愁，思悠悠，恨悠悠，恨到归时方始休月明人倚楼五百年了，STIVEN，You really don't want to me?孙：After feeling when moving(时过情迁) I have not me, You put the old tickets have not I the ship(你那张旧船票已经登不上我这条破船了) You why...猪：If they did, and life-long in exist……白小姐 Actually I and your company is? ……　孙：SHUT UP ！PIG！唐：悟空，his is wrong. Miss white so crazy, you are so heartless, puzzled amorous feelings天啊，悲剧啊……（沙僧继续递毛巾给唐）白：STIVEN ，This time I not to catch your master, I want to tell you in this world there is always one of the missing you。

Since you wholeheartedly to the Buddha, the pursuit of progress, I can't stop （我 ……我走了 ）（走几步，猛回头）Wishing you happiness走，又回头）有事记得 CALL 我……（走，回头）MOTOROLA pager anytime, pass information...（下）（音乐：把悲伤留给自己……四人相对无语……）唐：（双手合十）Life is dear, love is dearer若为取经故，两者皆可抛！悟空！你已大彻大悟了阿弥陀佛…… 。