Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第一集.doc

201 The One With Ross New GirlfriendPHOEBE: Ok, so this is pretty much whats happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didnt know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, thats pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, howve you been?RACHEL: Oh my god. Oh my god. Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! ROSS: Rache!RACHEL: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you?ROSS: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?RACHEL: What?ROSS: Youre bleeding. RACHEL: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. I wanna hear everything! ROSS: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.RACHEL: These are, these arent for you. These are for you.Welcome to our country.JULIE: Thank you. Im from New York.RACHEL: Ok, well, not a problem. Well just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.CHANDLER: No way!MONICA: Im telling you, she went to the airport, and shes gonna go for it with Ross! PHOEBE: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, whats bigger than huge?JOEY: Um, this?PHOEBE: Yes.MONICA: Guys, you got your hair cut.CHANDLER: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay.PHOEBE: Cause, you know, if you dont look good, we dont look good. I love that voice.RACHEL: Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.CHANDLER: Ok, I think shes trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.RACHEL: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. You, you slowpokes!ROSS: Thats all right, Rache, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up? JOEY: What up?!ROSS: Everyone, this is Julie.RACHEL: Julie.ALL: Ohh. Hi!JULIE: Hi, but Im not here, you havent met me. Ill make a much better first impression tomorrow when I dont have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.ROSS: And bus.JULIE: Oh my god.ROSS: The screaming guy?JULIE: And the spitting?ROSS: You gotta hear this story.JULIE: Were on this bus, thats easily 200 years old...ROSS: At least.JULIE: ...and this guy--RACHEL: And the chicken poops in her lap. Oh, Im so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didnt I? Oh! Its just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.MONICA: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?JULIE: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.ROSS: But we havent seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess whos in charge of the dig. RACHEL: Julie! Julie, isnt that great? I mean, isnt that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?MONICA: Its an expression.ROSS: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then were gonna go see the baby.JULIE: And then weve gotta get some sleep.ROSS: Yeah, its really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.CHANDLER: Well, listen, dont tell us whats gonna happen though, cause I like to be surprised.RACHEL: Bye. ROSS: Hey, Rache, can I get some coffee?RACHEL: Yeah, sure.ROSS: Thank you.CHANDLER: Hey, Rache, can I get--RACHEL: Did you talk to him?CHANDLER: Not yet.RACHEL: Then, no.CHANDLER: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.ROSS: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying its never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?CHANDLER: God?ROSS: It was you, pal.CHANDLER: Well, maybe it was God, doing me.ROSS: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, thats all. But then I met Julie, and I dont know, were havin a great time. And I have to say, I never wouldve gone for it with her if it hadnt been for you.CHANDLER: Well, you owe me one, big guy.RACHEL: Heres your lemonade.ROSS: I didnt order lemonade.RACHEL: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because theyre gonna charge you for that.ROSS: But--RACHEL: Go go go go, come on! So then, well, what did you find out?CHANDLER: He said, he said that theyre having a great time. Im sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever.RACHEL: How is that the silver lining?CHANDLER: You have to really wanna see it.ROSS: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.MONICA: Phoebes, you know what Im thinking?PHOEBE: Oh, ok. How, its been so long since youve had sex, youre wondering if theyve chan。