孙悟空VS猪八戒(英语小品).doc

Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King（新）悟空：师傅，你累吗？让我们休息一下吧 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧：我很好，让我们稍后再休息吧在那边有一个房子     I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老头：女儿，快走吧，那妖精很快来了 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭老头在一边叹息，擦泪唐僧、悟空走到他们面前悟空：师傅，我们到了Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土来的和尚，我们可以今晚借贵地休息一下吗？ Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土来的高僧啊，可以可以，请。

别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前老妈：高僧啊，请你救救我的女儿，救救我的一家啊     Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧：老施主不要伤心，别坚张，发生了什么事？Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?老头：高僧，我们这里有一只妖精，他今晚要来跟我女儿成亲，我们全都很怕他Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter tonight. We are all afraid of him.  唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮你们Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great power. Maybe, he can help you.老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，但都被这妖精打败了。

今晚你们最好就别出来Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.悟空：什么？这妖怪真的这么利害？我倒要看看他有多利害你们全部人只管躲在里面，发生什么事都不要出来What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻悟空镇定地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲在了门后，露出一段红袖子猪八戒（大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊）：小娘子，我来了Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。

八戒：小娘子，不要害羞！请来我儿！来吧，我们将要是夫妻了Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样八戒：小娘子，不要害怕，虽然我长得丑，但本领高强，我我相信一定会让你快乐Darling, don’t be afraid. I am ugly,but I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. 小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮八戒：小娘子，你为什么看上去像一只猴子？Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?小娘子：当我一高兴，我总是抓痒When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒：好我们一起进睡房吧Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来八戒：小娘子，你为什么有这么大的力气啊？Darling. Why are you so powerful?小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母。

我们最好去你的家里吧Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.八戒：去我家？好的，好文意，让我们一起走吧Go to my house？OK. that’s a good idea. Let’s go.两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子小女子：我不能走这么远？你能背我吗？I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?八戒：背你？好谁让你是我的媳妇，来吧To carry you? OK,OK! You're my wife after all. Come on.八戒（把小女子背上）：娘子，让我们走吧Darling, Let's go.小女子（在八戒头上一点）：好的，让我们走吧Okay. Let’s go.音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴八戒：小娘子，你为什么这么重啊？Darling, why are you so heavy? 小女子：真的？你不想背我吗？Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)八戒：好，我背，我背。

Yes, I do. I do. 继续艰难地走小女子得意地在背上笑八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，灵活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇八戒：娘子，你没事吧？娘子，你在哪里？我为什么看不见你？Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't  I see you?小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里Honey, I am here.八戒：娘子, 你为什么去了那边？Darling. Why did you go up there?  小女子：那都是你的错That's your fault. 八戒：对不起，娘子真的对不起Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也觉得酸疼，让我们休息一下吧You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.八戒： 休息一下？好主意！让我们休息一下吧     Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。

小女子（撒娇地）：夫君，我怎可以嫁给你呢？我甚至不知道你从哪里来？你首先要把真相告诉我Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first.八戒：唉，别提了，我本是天篷元帅，只因冒犯了大错，所以变成了一头猪，长成很丑Don’t talk about it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I made a mistake, So I became a pig. And I am so ugly.小女子：你这么丑，就不要见人   You look too ugly to meet people. 八戒：我也不想来这儿，只是南海观音叫我在这里等唐僧我等了很长一段时间，也不见人我很幸运能在这儿遇到你八戒高兴地过去想拉小女子的手）I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin  asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been waiting for a long time, but nobody has  come. It’s lucky to meet you . 小女子（把手甩开）：你说自己是天上的神仙，怎么你背不动我？那是不可能的。

You  said that  you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible!八戒：我真的是神仙，你为什么不相信我呢？I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?小女子：那你表演功夫给我看看吧  Show me some gongfu then.八戒：好，让我表演一下我的功夫给你看看OK, let me show you  my gongfu.  从石头后拿出钉钯，舞了起来小女子暗暗点头当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时，被小女子一把抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了过去八戒：娘子，你怎么这么大的力气？ Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子：如果你行就把我拉出去呀Pull me out if you can .八戒做出用力拖的样子，没有发现拖出来的却是悟空悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地八戒：你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要再开玩笑了                              How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer. 悟空大笑：你这傻子，看看我，我是谁？                                  You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?八戒一看，吓得跳起来：我的天呀，美猴王！                                My god! You are Monkey King! 八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，两人打了起来，八戒不是对手，被悟空压住，不能动弹。

悟空：你这傻子，你还敢再来害人？You silly! Dare you harm others any 。