英语剧本(猪八戒vs孙悟空)new
英语小品剧本英语小品剧本Sutra-Seek 取西经取西经 一、道具准备（Tools needed） 1、一瓶水（one bottle of water） 2、一条木棒（one sticks） 3、一个面具（one masks）4、一个羽毛球拍(a battledore)二、出场人物（Performer） 1、孙悟空（Monkey kingWukong） 2、民女（The girl） 3、猪八戒(Pig guyBajie) 4、唐僧（MasterTangzeng）三、情景（scene） Monkey king was going to seek for the sutra when Pig Guy was chasing the girl. Now, lets go to see what happens. Chapter 1 P: Dont be shy! Come on, we will become a couple. G: No, I dont want to. P: just look at me, I am so handsome. G: You are telling lies. You are just a pig. P: Tell you the truth. I used to be G: Stop! Stop! Stop! I dont believe it. You, a foolish ugly pig, let me go. P: Shut up, stupid. （spat her） G: Help! Help! Help! P: Ha Ha Ha, nobody can hear you.Monkey king heard some one was shouting from a way of distance. Chapter 2 MK: No, you are wrong. I can hear it. M: So do I. P: Who you are? MK: Im the Mahatma（齐天大圣）, the king of the monkeys. P: Ha Ha Ha, monkey? You think you can defeat（击败） me? Ha Ha Ha, stupid. （Give him the battledore） MK: Go to hell! ( So Monkey King was fighting with Pig Guy. )（激烈交锋） M: Stop fighting, you are brothers. MK (amazing): What? Brothers? （Pig guy pierced（刺） straight at Monkey King when he was in distraction（分心） . Unfortunately, he was pierced in contrary. M: Are you OK? Guy? P: I am going to die. M: You are going to be my apprentice. Wukong, give me the water. So, the monkey king took the water to his master, and the master let pig guy drink it, but it didnt help.The girl changed into another form（变形）. (Put on the towel) She took a mask from his pocket. Chapter 3 G: Are you OK? P: Im going to die. If you see Change E in the paradise, tell her, I love her. G: You will revive when you put on the mask, Pig Guy. MK: What? Is that true? P: I rather to die than put on the ugly mask.M: You should listen to me. You can meet Chang E when you finish the SutraSeek.P: Wow. (He put on the mask quickly) M: Now, you are my apprentice now, and I will name you Bajie. MK: Just look at him. Hes too ugly to meet people. (Pig guy glare to Monkey king with great anger) M: Who are you? Girl? G: Im the God from the heaven. All (amazing):What? G: Music!(Singing the songGod is a girl)G: I have to leave now. I will bless you guys. All (look at each other): Oh, My God.
